The only neighborhood in America were you can hear lasgo blocks away blasting from the cars of fort hamilton high school kids along 3rd ave. A place where you can get drunk at mooneys and eat greasy burgers at the americana. Bayridge is the place to be on a friday night, pass by omonia you'll know wat im talkin about. And the best block in bayridge is 68th street, only the strong survive on that block.
by Tara February 02, 2005
The place to go to school if you want to end up a neurotic mess on the verge of suicide.
Full of psychopath teachers (though there are some good ones) that assign too much homework and give insanely difficult tests designed to make you fail and have nervous breakdowns.
Also full of fuckin kids. 4728 to count now. Walking to and away from the school is like being on an SS death march.
If it's not the kids or the no-sleep or the workload that gets to you, the environment will. Your life becomes controlled by a fucking bell, and you have to do a 4-minute hustle from class to class, which of course isn't enough for Phys. Ed, which forces you to change. You end up being late simply because your class is 5 flights away. Oh yeah, stairs. Lots of morons at Tech that can't seem to understand which staircase goes up, and which goes down. So of course there's always one line of retards going down the up staircase, subsequently slowing everyone trying to go up the fuck down.
So remember, if you want to be sleepless and driven insane for 4 years, go to Tech! They're waiting for you.
Full of psychopath teachers (though there are some good ones) that assign too much homework and give insanely difficult tests designed to make you fail and have nervous breakdowns.
Also full of fuckin kids. 4728 to count now. Walking to and away from the school is like being on an SS death march.
If it's not the kids or the no-sleep or the workload that gets to you, the environment will. Your life becomes controlled by a fucking bell, and you have to do a 4-minute hustle from class to class, which of course isn't enough for Phys. Ed, which forces you to change. You end up being late simply because your class is 5 flights away. Oh yeah, stairs. Lots of morons at Tech that can't seem to understand which staircase goes up, and which goes down. So of course there's always one line of retards going down the up staircase, subsequently slowing everyone trying to go up the fuck down.
So remember, if you want to be sleepless and driven insane for 4 years, go to Tech! They're waiting for you.
It was high-school admissions time in Junior High! Tony had a death wish and didn't get any into schools because of his awful grades, but he did so well on the SHSAT that Brooklyn Tech accepted him! Upon bringing the news to his counselor, his counselor chuckled and said "I'll see you at your funeral."
by captain sleepless September 06, 2008
by nana_banana March 15, 2009
A sexual position. Similar to the pile driver. One standing partner holds another partner, by the hips, while second partner is standing on their head, legs spread in a T shape. Standing partner is generally a male since insertion of the sexual organ is a prerequisite for completing the position, but First partner may be a female wearing a strap-on. (though this may evolve to its own new position) -----First partner, with firm grip on second partners hips, and with sexual organ (or facsimile) fully inserted, (orifice of insertion depends upon sex of second partner, as either sex is possible, though a women presents more possibilities) pretends that second partner is a jackhammer (making Jackhammer noises is not required, but is suggested for authenticity) and lifts second partner, then drops, lifts, then drops, repeating this process until orgasm or boredom sets in. for full effect first partner should occasionally kick second partner in the ear to facilitate the ear ringing brought on by the close association with a Jackhammer on the confines of a packed Brooklyn street.
-----Warning: position, if attempted should be executed on a mattress or other soft or padded surface since the risk of concussion and or neck injury is considerable, execution on the floor or any other hard surface is inadvisable. actual execution of this position period is inadvisable.
-----Warning: position, if attempted should be executed on a mattress or other soft or padded surface since the risk of concussion and or neck injury is considerable, execution on the floor or any other hard surface is inadvisable. actual execution of this position period is inadvisable.
by Dirty Rotten BoB November 02, 2010
When you’re making sweet tender love to your girlfriend and you get up and drop a shit log on her eyeballs just like we do in Brooklyn. Bam!!!
by Ron Jeremy’s Dick April 12, 2022
Amazing, beautiful, special Brooklyn is like a box of chocolate you never know what your going to get
by Brooklyn Lough February 24, 2015
A beer with high alcohol content that tempts Hatian men into sailing the stormy seas as a butt pirate.
by Anonimato October 18, 2017