British Voldemort

Τοmmy Rοbinsοn, who is "he who shall not be named" on social media

British Voldemort has supported Dank's right to free speech

by Bjam bam May 28, 2021

British Duel

When 2 men engage in a sword-fight, where the swords are their erect penises.

Person 1: Oy guvna! Those 2 wankers are really in quite a scuffle!
Person 2: They're reaching for the zippers on their knickers!
Person 1: I have to reason to believe a British Duel is about to ensue!

by yung_fish21 June 23, 2020

British Casino

A gym, or anywhere else you’re losing pounds.

Man 1: Hey man, I just got back from the British Casino.
Man 2: I can tell, you look like you lost a few pounds.

by Panini94 September 13, 2019

british slap

When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.

He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.

by Tellitubby August 15, 2017

British Handshake

Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face

I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.

by conze97 March 5, 2023

British cult

The members say long live the queen in which extends her life time. They drink tea and watch the telly while plotting new tea types, although no new tea ideas have come up in recent. These Brits blend in well with the normal people easily and can spread there love for the queen from person to person easily.

Welcome to the British cult yearly meeting thank you for coming, how much sugar in your tea?

by Unknown_Friendo February 20, 2022

Un-british

Another word for truthful.

Alejo: United Kingdom should have a fast railway for big cities like London and Birmingham.

Dave: No mate, Bri'ain doesn't need high speed trains. We don't need speed at all mate, we just need to raise the speed of our existing lines mate.

Alejo: So it is un-British to use technology for good in this country?

by Class 323 February 19, 2022