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Breaking News

When news channels are desperate for viewers to make a profit regardless of the actual "news" story. The term is plastered on television around the world as a bait tactic on any news channel to make it look they are the first to inform you on extremely urgent news.
BREAKING NEWS: The Russian invasions into Ukraine have officially been going on for 3 months.
by Stove piped your sister April 28, 2022
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Breaking The Silence

People are uncomfortable with the fact that; "18-20 Veterans continue to take their own lives in the USA on a daily basis." No one want to talk about it. It's kept quite. While so many Veterans fight their own "Silent War" here at home trying to get their due benefits and or disability compensation while simply trying to readjust back into society.
We are Breaking The Silence in the Silent War that our US Military Veterans are still fighting right here at home...
by The G.R.I.P. Master February 28, 2023
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beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.
me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫
by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023
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goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.
Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?
by Spartae July 27, 2013
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Fish breathing

Fish breathing is medical slang for a sign of acute respiratory distress when a person gulps in air through his mouth in an attempt to breathe. It's so called because the opening and closing of the mouth resembles a fish periodically sucking in water. It usually means that something in the respiratory tract or the heart has gone horribly wrong (i.e. gunshot wound, multiple organ failure, pneumonia).
"The patient was fish breathing when we found him, he turned out to have a GSW to the left chest with hemothorax. We drained out all the blood and sewed him back up but the injury went septic and he died the following morning."
by Woolie Wool August 29, 2013
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tit breaking

by Tit breaker April 30, 2015
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Fire breathing ass monkey

A shit so hot that when it comes out it squeals like a monkey
by ki5man September 14, 2015
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