im bored in class

ok then ima tell you the story of hallownest. a long long time ago in a world of bugs, a enormous creature called a wyrm died. but this death was more like a transformation, cause from inside the wyrm, a bug emerged. he had the ability to grant minds to the savage bugs, making them conscious like us. they treated the wyrm like a god, many would call him the pale king. however as the pale kings kingdom known as hallownest expanded, they found that they weren't the only sentient bugs. to the east, they found a lush green area rules by a being known as unn. unn had created its own kingdom, but has grown weaker over time, and the pale king took his kingdom with ease, and made it part of a path to the heart of his kingdom, called greenpath. just below greenpath was the fungal wastes, inhabited by the mushrooms and mantises. the mushrooms had a shared mind, and accepted the pale king, deeming his abilities(such a foresight) a shield from the dangers of the future. the mantises weren't as receptive to pale king, but struck a deal with hallownest. in exchange for their independence, the amntises would keep the beasts of deepnest just west of them at bay. to the north of hallownest was a tribe of moths who worshipped a being known as the radiance. the moths would bask in the radiances light, but when the pale king came along, they decided to bask in the pale kings light instead, completely forgeting about the radiance and leaving her to die. to be continued...

ill be back probs when im bored in class

by Xan1235 October 20, 2021

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bored of studies

A virtual haven for geeks titularly claiming to be 'bored' of studies despite being incapable of nothing but talking about it, sometimes even years after leaving highschool. Some even consider the site a means of recreation (as opposed to pro-creation).

Felix: Hey Urkle, *draws breath from puffer* we should.. *wipes glasses* make a website devoted to resources for students in year 12.

Urkle: Great idea, what should we... *wipes pimple ridden nose* what should we call it?

Felix: How about 'bored of studies', but spelt 'B.O.R.E.D' our chemistry teacher would get a laugh out of that name, even though we're blatantly contradicting our sex deprived selves.

Urkle: Yeah, even Miss Miller would find that name somewhat humerous. We have such a shameless, dry sense of humour; but I'll do anything to boost our assignment marks *ejaculates into Math Quest textbook*

by egoindulgentprick January 20, 2009

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Bored as fuck

Extremely bored...based on comedian Jon Lajoie and a song that he has on youtube...this is how he would describe complete and utter boredom...so bored you are fucking useless.

Adjective: "Dude...this movie sucks - I'm bored as fuck! Let's get outta here."
Verb: "Yo this place bores me as fuck!"

by Sketchley February 11, 2010

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South of the Border

A hotel chain, one of which is in South Carolina. It is rather tacky and is like a mini-Las Vegas, except Mexican themed. It's mascott, Pedro, is featured everywhere, including the many reminder signs you see before you reach the hotel. Some of the local teenagers enjoy driving out to these signs and using them for target practice. If you pass by any of these signs on the road, be sure to look for bullett holes in Pedro and/or the revolving sheep!

We should check-in at South of the Border so we can rest up for the rest of the drive to Florida.

Why does South of the Border have a rotating sombrero ride?

by Tori G. April 29, 2005

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Bored

Me since im typing this here right now. and everyone thast looking and reading this and trying to determine what this says. ytimcopneaynm cnweio djater kdjkand andlaj psnei

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by ChefJL February 5, 2005

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