Bologna Knife

A falice or more commonly known as a penis.

Alex: Hey, where the hell is Sam?

Chris: Oh she is at the Rockies game. The last text I got from her is "I'm worried I might get stabbed here".

Alex: I don't know why she would be worried the only thing she's going to get stabbed by is a Bologna Knife.

by the1HOOFhearted October 2, 2011

bologna explosion

When a girls vagina is really meaty like a stack of Bologna.

I went down on her and it was like bologna explosion in my face.

by cwo5016 August 17, 2016

Bologna spokes

Creases on the butthole.

Are your bologna spokes blown?

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

Bologna Curve

An artful way of curving a man trying to kiss you. This word describes slapping a man in the face with a single slice of bologna as he is leaning in for a kiss. It sends the perfect message.

“Oh my gosh he totally tried to kiss me! Thank heavens I had bologna in my pocket so I just bologna curved him”

by gavlatron January 3, 2020

Bologna Salad

When someone throws up on a woman’s vagina during sex. The bologna being the Vagina and the salad being the Vomit.

“Bro, when her out, her coochie smelled so bad I threw up on her and Bologna Salad!”

by Celeste Alabaster January 31, 2020

cow bologna

the best meat IN THE WORLD! its baloney made out of cows. yummmmmmmmm....

i love cow bologna!!!

ive never heard of cow bologna.

then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!

by ilovecowbaloney July 20, 2010

Stoney Bologna

To stognate, or suspend all notions of short-term memory, while focusing only on the harsh reality of the present.

Kid: "Bro, I forgot my herbs. Spare a bowl?"

Zach: "You are such a Stoney Bologna."

by buzzardblizzard April 13, 2010