Bonk

Bonk is a the sound you hear when someone like that weird flower hits someone with a coconut.

AAAAAAAA!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *throws coconut* Bonk

by Gary The Flower January 6, 2022

Bonked

Weirdly shaped. You look un-proportionate. Lip sided even. Like the tower of Ibiza

“ Look at that midget over there, they’re bonked “

by Ominiqu August 3, 2023

bonk filter

a second position in the riding form where a female jumps up and down on the males penis

oh bro we did bonk filter

by bonkfilterdoer June 7, 2020

Bonk

A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.

Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.

Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.

by psalms86 December 7, 2020

soups bonks

Abbr. Super bonkers. Something that’s so impressive its almost unbelievable

Did you see how close that car was to hitting us??? Jeez that was soups bonks

by jjhgffghf February 15, 2024

Bonk

Can be used in 5 different conjugations, and used to describe any stupid situation. Or used when no other word is available. Often used with the phrase, “bean dip”.

What bonkulous weather we’re having today.

I jus let a bonk crawl out of me.

by thesweggerman2.0 June 9, 2018

bonk

do the gay

Person 1:"just uhhh...... just bonk against me, it's a hug but painfull and without hands"

by zoocanada February 27, 2018