kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Bonk Bonk

Hitting someone hard on the head.

He's so annoying that I want to bonk bonk him on his head.

by red he February 12, 2024

Bonk

The only word that describes a black girl booty. Many females show off their bonk by wearing tight jeans and boots with fur. It's the perfect, fat, drool in your mouth booty. You'll know when you see one

Tom: dude all these black girls butts are poppin.

Jeff: no their not butts Tom, their bonks

Tom: oh, I never seen so many bonks shake!

by Ling the ming August 12, 2012

Bonk

Hitting on the head and it making a bonok sound

OBAMA: drinking a 2-liter of mountain dew
TRUMP: thats bad for you
OBAMA: (hits on head with it) *bonk*

by 555nate555 November 28, 2022

Bonk

An exclamation of superiority in battle. It is usually spoken upon impact, when the speaker's weapon, preferably a baseball bat, makes contact with it's target.

Scout: "BONK!"
Other man: "I am no match for this man, for I have been hit by his baseball bat."

by XersuiluB November 25, 2019

Bonk Bomb

A lukewarm glass of Miller Lite with a double shot glass of Jack Daniels Fire preferably ice cold dropped in.

Can’t wait to hit Grottos and down some Bonk Bombs

by ShegotaBONK March 12, 2020

Headset Bonk

When two people are playing VR in the same room (generally the same game in multiplayer) and their headsets accidentally touch.

Josh and Jake were playing VRChat while streaming on Twitch in the same room and Josh Headset Bonked Jake

Twitch Chat: "Dude Josh totally just Headset Bonked Jake!"

by DatFox_32 May 11, 2025