muggy bonehead

Not Football, also..not real/fake/annoying/bollocks/cobblers/rubbish:
from the english soccer terraces of the 1970's, used in london and the south east of england predominately.

'He's not football, He's muggy bonehead' also 'That draw you sold me was Muggy Bonehead!'

by _gmanual_ February 10, 2005

bonehead

A person who is acting or being weird silly .

Why are you acting like a bonehead?

by friskychick September 3, 2016

Stanky Bonehairius

The inter-force of our body that fuels the molecular stankage in our cells.

Dudiage my Stanky Bonehairius’ we’re being molecularly stankified on a molecular bonehair.

by Dudiage August 13, 2022

Bone melter

Any situation or person that would end an erection quickly. Picturing your grandmother naked is the original bone melter.

Man 1: "That girl is so ugly she could make a strap-on go limp"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a real bone melter"

by Paul Dick March 16, 2008

Bonedang

When a guy is doing a girl and just as he is abut to come, he pulls out and sticks it into her bum and shoots his load.

I love it when I get to bonedang her and don't end up on the couch for a month.

Then I bonedanged her and she kicked me in the balls.

by dreadwench December 11, 2010

Bone yogurt

Male ejaculate

The bitch was lactose intolerant so I couldn't give her any bone yogurt.

by Mcfeeley July 13, 2011

Bone Jank

The accidental process of fucking a woman in her vagina, then pulling it out too far, later to miss and slam your dick into her taint, shattering your cartilage.

As Sandy reached for the nuts and shifted, Spongebob experienced the worst bone jank of his lifetime, fracturing his spatula, and he only cried for 20 minutes.

by Amateur Sharp Shooter May 17, 2013