blumpey

The act of giving a male oral pleasure while he is doing No.2, whether he be sitting or otherwise.

She came out of nowhere and started sucking it, i was taking a shit, but i didnt stop her

by Shayne June 6, 2004

blumer

Someone who is misunderstood by STD carrying whore ex-girlfriends.

Why don't you go down on me blumer?
Because your pussy smells like death.

by chrisBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB September 23, 2009

blomper

Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.

Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"

Or

I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!

by jizbiz April 11, 2008

ball bumper

a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker

man your ball bumper sure is thick

by gregory5579 July 10, 2006

bumper cunt

Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.

Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!

She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt

by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

rusty bumper

When you have anal sex right after someone takes a shit and doesnt wipe.

My girlfriend just took a shit but she was so horny she let me have her rusty bumper.

by bryceb476 April 7, 2015

Back Bumper Bust

When you fuck a girl in the open space of your trunk and after you finish, you push her down in the trunk space, slam it shut and drive her home while she's in the trunk.

I gave bridgette a back bumper bust last night, she was so mad.

by JDAltazar January 29, 2003