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free blowjob

"Can I get Friday off"? Can i get a free blowjob"?
by F0ckRite May 31, 2018
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Frozen Blowjob

The act of fellatio being administered with a mouthful of ice; crushed or cubed is fine.
Tell me, when was the first time you received a frozen blowjob?
by Utsi Schissenhausen March 1, 2012
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elephant blowjob

Giving a blow job to a man who still has his trouser on. But the zipper is pulled down and penis out through that hole, and both pockets pulled out to make it look like an elephant
Will you give me an elephant blowjob

she gave me an elephant blow job
by hiphopmaster May 6, 2014
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Blowjob Blinders

The inability of a male to recognize that his significant other is crazy because he is engaging in regular intercourse or receiving oral sex from said significant other.
John: Why does he stick with her even though she keyed his car?
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.
by T-Puppy November 21, 2019
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hummer blowjob

A blowjob where the cocksucker hums.
Hummer Blowjobs:

H1 = A BIG hummer blowjob leading to cumswallowing orgasm.

H2 = A medium sized hummer blowjob that ALMOST ends in orgasm, but leads to a mind boggling fuck instead.

H3 = A little hummer blowjob that just gets you hard and then stops. You better start fucking ASAP!
by Jack Bozdog July 4, 2006
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ghost blowjob

n.
1.The act of covert fellatio. Sometimes given in surprise, but never seen.

Synonyms: stealth bj, You don't see snake, Undercover Lover, camouflage cock suck

2.Fellatio delivered by a departed spirit or otherworldly entity. Not limited to ghosts, but also spiritual beings, deities, and even interdimensional beings and astrally-projected souls. Ghost BJs are prized and sought after for the seamless penetration of an incorporeal mouth and head,and the tingling sensation that immaterial matter and spiritual energy (as well a good sucking) gives the recipient's penis. Rarely ever discreet, because they are unbelievably good.
1.Kayla/Kevin gave me a JAWESOME ghost blowjob under the table during our dinner date.

2.Male: GHOST BLOWJOB! WOO WOO WOOOO!
Ghost:Do you have to yell that every time?
by Scallion March 6, 2009
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Aquaman Blowjob

When you dip your shaft in a bowl of maple syrup and then coat said shaft with a layer of high quality fish flakes. And then dip your penis into a fish tank and then let the fish suck on your pee pee until you squirt your juice into the fished habitat
Dude I’m totally going to aquaman blowjob your mom’s fish tank tonight!
by Chongo Gringo November 9, 2018
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