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reverse blow job

This is where you have a 6ft long penis and you tell her to turn around and insert your dick in her and it comes out her mouth
hey baby your gonna give me a reverse blow job, turn around

eye contact blow job 

What a girl gives a guy so she doesn't have to look at the ugly thing she's sucking just do get some god-damned eating out.

Alternatively so she can see his face as he gets what he deserves
Ashleigh gave Brady an eye contact blow job so she could see his face when she vomited in disgust/ bit off his insignificant penis

dutch blow job

When a woman rides dick while wearing a kilt and playing bagpipes.
This bitch gave me a Dutch blow job so hard that my bag pipes exploded!
dutch blow job by Taco Bell69 June 13, 2014

the kristin blow job

The first attribute that makes a kristin blow job different from your ordinary blow job is that it can only be distributed by females named kristin (kirsten is also an acceptable name). Getting crazy dome from kristin is just like getting it from anyone else, however what makes it so special is that she gives it to you from the shower. So, while you are getting your dick nice and wet, she is getting her hair nice and wet. Kristin must be able to multi-task, because she needs to shampoo her hair and caress/suck on your wiener. The kristin blow job can also be a normal blow job given in a department store's dressing room.
"Damn, what's the deal with that pecan nigger"
"I know he is eating up all the nuts"
"Yeah, that fucker!"
"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
"He has been getting the kristin blow job on a consistent basis"
"Shit, nigga got game!"

German Blow Job 

When a guy gives another guy a blow job while rubbing his Hitler mustache up against his balls.
Why do you have cum on your mouth? Were you giving out free German Blow Jobs again?

blue ball blow job 

This is when a man who only has one ball gets head and doesnt get to cum. He then gets blue ball, because he only has one ball.
My guy he has one nut, she was blowen his dong and he didnt get to bust... Now my guy with one nut has blue ball. He got a blue ball blow job.