Cop Blocking

To stop someone from talking or persuing another person.

Larry-Yo im bout to go talk to that girl over there.

Sam-Naw man I dont think she likes you.

Larry walks over to the girl and tries to talk to her but Sam keeps interrupting the two's conversation.

Larry-Stop Cop Blocking Dawg

Sam-Ma Bad

by Noah Nwachukwu June 24, 2006

Booking a table at dominos

The act of ringing a takeaway establishment to make your order 15 minutes before you arrive to ensure you don't have to wait for your order

"Booking a table at dominos saved us waiting at the counter for our food like chumps"

by rudeboysq June 12, 2009

Blocking the Hastings

This is a gay 3-way when 2 guys double team another guy . One guy selfishly cums inside his anus, thus blocking the other guy from using it.

Mark was so pissed at Sam for Blocking the Hastings.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

Blooming egg

A blooming egg is when you don’t make an eggs Benedict right and it just kind of unfolds all around the pot and “blooms” 😊 baboom , that’s what it is -Shinae

When ur eggs Benedict isn’t cooked right it’s a blooming egg

by Andrewpm93 October 4, 2019

Salt-blocking

The act of placing a napkin under the lid of a salt shaker, screwing the cap on, and tearing the edges off so it looks like a regular saltshaker, and watching people try to get salt with no success..

similar to cock-blocking but with salt, not cock.

Guy 1- Dude don't get salt out of the saltshaker on the left side of the aisle.

Guy 2- Why?

Guy 1- We are salt-blocking the entire lunch line.

Guy 2- Damn thats awesome, lets watch.

by CaseDog March 4, 2010

Metal Booking

leaving facebook status's because ur so metal you have to share some of it with the facebook world so you dont die of lead poisioning.

Im so metal i scared a deceptagon

I hate when it rains bc i begin to rust everytime i go out.

JUST LEAVE US SOME ROOM FOR COMFORT IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY START BREATHING THIS IN JUST TO NUMB HURT LET THE FEELING GO AWAY

"metal booking" basically any song lyrics or refrences to how metal you are posted on facebook.

by I=metal>U=not metal March 19, 2010

cock blocking karen

a person that always knows the exact time to walk in a room and shut you down and exposes embarrassing secrets during the blocking

dude her mom pulled a cock blocking karen on me twice

by morbidbirdcage June 8, 2010