Good morning and God bless

A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.

“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”

“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”

“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”

by Benis_Man69 May 22, 2018

bless me

To show some one Nudes

Ayy jenna u should bless me tonight

by http.yvnge November 12, 2014

BLESS YOUR CLITORIS

To be grateful of something/someone

Oh Mary, you shouldn't have gone to the trouble, bless your clitoris dear girl

by Joey February 15, 2005

Bless you?

When someone says something so crazy it basically sounds like they are sneezing, so your only response is bless you?

Haley: “Yo that dude is so hot I’d let him fuck me with a tooth brush while a handstand”
Me: “Bless you?”

by Heheomgweed October 9, 2019

God bless your heart

It's the most southern way to say fuck you.

Tommy: Katie i love your ass

Katie: Tom god bless your heart

by mommasbathroom02 December 11, 2016

god bless america

A terribly sardonic phrase, roughly meaning "wow, sometimes our fellow countrymen do some stupid shit!"

A very cynical way of saying, "Who cares anymore. stfu, bro."

Damn, dude. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

by Hsaretus August 7, 2011

blesser

A sugardaddy that will "bless" young beautiful women leading unlavish lives with money, vacations and a work-free lifestyle in exchange for "dating" aka sex. This misogyinistic dating agency has gone viral across Social Media, particularly in South Africa.

Yamkela: Hey Sista, where did you get the Givenchy fur jacket?!

Sfebe: Oh come on gal. Haven't you heard ?? I've been blessed.

Yamkela: OMG Sista! Maybe I need to find my own blesser

by Mysoulisnotforsale June 17, 2016