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A Blanketing of Hugs

1. Many simultaneous hugs resulting in layers of people around an individual

2. Many consecutive, individual hugs.

3. Sitting on a couch in a person's arms so they feel all warm on you like a blanket. Also see: techinically a hug.

4. A series of hugs from one person, like being wrapped in a blanket
by Halovex March 15, 2011
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Stink Blanket

when a girl sits on your face and you are smothered by her unholy cooter stench
“Damn, that big bitch had an immense stink blanket
by fattyfattystinkblanket December 24, 2020
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Blue blanket

When you don't wash your dick in a while and you shove a girl’s head under the covers to basque in the smell
Damn bro, I gave her a blue blanket and she ran out of my house. SMH.
by SugmaBelles December 11, 2021
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Dick Blanket

Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for
Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell
by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021
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Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."
Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."
by padsy69 April 15, 2011
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F-blanket

Short for a fuck blanket. Usually referred to a female that is used by one or many guys for sex. The girl is never considered a girlfriend or respected.
Who's that girl? Oh, that's Bobby's new f-blanket.
by 711Arbor May 8, 2009
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spanket blanket

A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.
Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?

Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.
by Harry Basagna August 1, 2006
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