Blanket Girl

A girl who wears a blanket everywhere, typically in a high school of University environment.

"Why are these Blanket Girls wearing a Snuggie to my grandmother's funeral?"

by Blanketman69420 February 14, 2020

Dick Blanket

Another name for a girls hoohaa, the best kind of blanket a man can ask for

Did you try that dick blanket yet? Can definitely tell she slept around, it was loose as hell

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 10, 2021

stiff blanket

A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.

Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.

by W@llis February 04, 2018

Un-blanketed

The action in which a male removes the blakets from a female .. Selfishly hogging them and leving her with cold feet .

Hey ! You un-blanketed me you douch bag !

by Chigga1323 December 30, 2013

Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."

Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."

by padsy69 March 29, 2011

F-blanket

Short for a fuck blanket. Usually referred to a female that is used by one or many guys for sex. The girl is never considered a girlfriend or respected.

Who's that girl? Oh, that's Bobby's new f-blanket.

by 711Arbor May 09, 2009

Pig in a Blanket

While taking a piss after cutting Jalepenos a person uses the bottom cuff of their T-shirt or sweater to hold ones wiener as to avoid personal injury.

Shit, I forgot to put the pig in a blanket, my dick's on fire.

by Dirty Daniel from B'ham February 07, 2011