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blanket snake

What's that moving under the blanket?

Oh, it's just my blanket snake.
by Sensual Ninja October 22, 2015
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Blanket Girl

A girl who wears a blanket everywhere, typically in a high school of University environment.
"Why are these Blanket Girls wearing a Snuggie to my grandmother's funeral?"
by Blanketman69420 February 13, 2020
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Dangle Blanket

A long blanket like cloth used to dangle from the ceiling.
Woah, did you see Pink dangle blanket at the Grammy's.
by karen** February 1, 2010
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blanket ratchet

Someone who lays on their side with their partner in bed and tucks the blanket under their back, rolls over to put an arm overy their partner and then turns over taking a little of the blanket with them. Then repeating the action through the night to steal the blanket.
Vicky Blackburn you're a blanket ratchet give me some blanket back!
by Chris Risley 80 October 8, 2014
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Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."
Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."
by padsy69 April 15, 2011
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F-blanket

Short for a fuck blanket. Usually referred to a female that is used by one or many guys for sex. The girl is never considered a girlfriend or respected.
Who's that girl? Oh, that's Bobby's new f-blanket.
by 711Arbor May 8, 2009
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spanket blanket

A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.
Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?

Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.
by Harry Basagna August 1, 2006
mugGet the spanket blanketmug.

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