Biblical Cuckery

1. A situation in a romantic relationship where one partner emphasizes the inclusion of religious ideology or practices to a degree that it becomes a point of contention or conflict between the couple, especially when the emphasis on religion is perceived to undermine the other partner's role or influence within the relationship.
2. The insistence by one partner that their shared religious beliefs and practices must play a central role in the relationship, potentially leading to disagreements or discomfort if the other partner does not share the same level of commitment or interpretation.

It's quite unfortunate that Jonathan got locked into quite the case of Biblical Cuckery with that last relationship,

by Ateenwithadream March 3, 2024

biblicist

A person who thinks that you can believe in things that are only and usually explicitly) stated in the Bible.

Person A: So how was Church?
Person B: Really good. I enjoyed our priest's liturgy today.
Person A: Umm... excuse me, but "liturgy" isn't in the Bible. So you can't use that.
Person B: Neither is "crackers and grape" juice. Shut up biblicist.

by Lord Pigeon of Norveck April 17, 2024

biblioabvacantiaqudismalodorificatiopathphobia

a book about one who has moved away from the abscense of being afraid of people that are deeply in love with the anti-removal of bad ocean smell

i heard the new biblioabvacantiaqudismalodorificatiopathphobia is pretty awesome

by petefartB153 October 26, 2024

biblical huzz

Mary be a biblical huzz or huz

I get biblical huzz

by Uncookedhuzz December 2, 2024

biblical age

the combination of your current age and the ages of your living children. This is based on the fact that many biblical characters lived to absurdly large ages, and begat tremendous numbers of children. People often say having children ages one prematurely; this is an way to quantify this.

"My biblical age is 86"
"Wow, you look great for your age!"

by E. Thomas Ologist January 28, 2025

Bilical

An infinite or vista that is dark where you're unable to see anything similar to being in a void that contains darkness with nothing to see.

Mainly used in video games to tease your friends when they fall into a hole or are stuck in a room they can't see in

I fell into the bilical void.
He fell into a bilical pit!

by !232for1zero February 3, 2025

Bibliosomnia

Falling asleep repeatedly while reading a book, Kindle, etc

While reading my novel, I suffered Bibliosomnia by continually drifting off to sleep, mid-sentence.

by Rob Wood Mill March 8, 2025