When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.
by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013
Get the birthday queef mug.Someone who’s birthday on Halloween is a bad bitch they are rude or dies for their friends and will make anyone laugh
by Playboy3000 November 6, 2019
Get the halloween birthday mug.People who you don't like and/or people who you don't know write on your Facebook wall when it is your birthday
by pimpscrabble March 20, 2011
Get the Birthday Bandwagon mug.The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.
Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
by DarkWingSchmuck September 21, 2016
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Get the Pre-Birthdaying mug.Her heart gave a thousand beats as she shivered at the thought of having a blue birthday for the first time in her life.
The look in her eyes only showed that a blue birthday awaits her, the glow in her eyes are missing.
Utchay Beatrice looked so sad as a blue birthday approached speedily.
That which she wished for will be hers on her birthday, a blue birthday it surly will be
The look in her eyes only showed that a blue birthday awaits her, the glow in her eyes are missing.
Utchay Beatrice looked so sad as a blue birthday approached speedily.
That which she wished for will be hers on her birthday, a blue birthday it surly will be
by Beatrice London. September 19, 2021
Get the Blue birthday mug.When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer
“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
by Sorrydino April 15, 2019
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