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benjo ditch

A benjo ditch is an Oriental solution for the toilet. It is little more than a ditch in which you deposit your waste.

The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.
If you're going to try to jump the benjo ditch... don't miss.
by protocoldroid November 14, 2004
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Emo Bingo

Emo Bingo is the rather hardcore game of bingo, now played instead of Goth Bingo, due to the fact that the suicidal cliche has now been usurped from the Goth movement.

You and your friends (Ha! Yeah, right.) should gather around a computer and open up your internet browser of choice. Here, you should lay down the following ground rules:

1. Determine which blogging spaces are allowed (MySpace, Xanga, etc.).
2. Optionally choose a selection filter (Celebrities, <18, "tweens", blondes, emo hair, etc.).
3. Randomly generated your Emo Bingo card using the Emo Bingo Generation Program.
4. Determine how much alcohol is to be consumed (minimum or maximum) between rounds. Because you're going to need alcohol to withstand their emo radiation.

The card is divided into 5 collumns, each with a specific theme.

* B: B is for Bitching, which is what they do. About everyone. Seriously.
* I: I is for Illiterate, which is what they are. This column asks for their writings.
* N: N is for No Taste. This column is for their music choices.
* G: G is for Graphics. Unfortunately, they won't cut themselves and leave something graphic enough.
* O: O is for Original, which is what they think thier names are. Prove them wrong.

For more fun, play for patterns (the Square, the Tee, the Cross, the X), play cards back to back, simultaniously. Furthermore, if this is not enough to satisfy you, you can play "Fake the Emo" bingo, in which you start accounts in order to confuse emos into believing your lies. Whoever gets the first fatality wins! Yay!
by kodiac1 July 9, 2006
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bijoux

When something is cool, good, chill, special. Usually used by italians.
Also sometimes linked with bijoux blitz.
Which means perfect.
Sometimes used in slang: biju
-In your soccer match today you played bijoux.
-Omg that boy over ther is bijoux blitz.
by Andrea D March 6, 2007
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bijou

You are more than a friend. You’re my sister, my partner-in-crime, my other half. You know me better than I know myself. You know what I like, what I love, what I hate. You applaud my passions and tolerate my faults. You’re there for me, always. And it’s not always about what we say, or what we do – because you, by yourself, is enough. You, with your smile, your laugh, your friendship – it’s more than I deserve. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, and we’re stronger than ever. Because there’s no me without you. You’re part of me – part of me, my life, my family, my entire world.
hi bijou
by TheHypeB3as:AKA:blxkeSketit November 18, 2019
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nerd bingo

When two or more people engage in a particularly dorky, off topic conversation which likely has little to no interest by the common person.
"Hey did you hear those two dorks playing nerd bingo? One of them asked me if I knew that black silicon is between 100 and 500 times more sensitive to light than conventional silicon, and could be used to revolutionize solar energy generation? What a douche!"
by spyhd3r October 14, 2009
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Walmart Bingo

The game played by fellow Walmart shoppers. Its like traditional Bingo but instead of letters or numbers you use the bizzare oddities of nature and trailer parks that can only be discovered within the confines of your local Walmart.
You're walking through Walmart aisles and suddenly you spot a rare treasure. A father and son with matching mullets and nascar shirts. You yell "Walmart Bingo!"
by Muerte de Mujer February 5, 2010
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Tennessee banjo in the casket

While you're camping with your buddies, you take a shit in a bucket that you're so proud of that you bring it in hand to show everyone while they're drinking their bourbon and beer around the fire.
Brandon was so proud of his of his dump, that he showed Jeff his "Tennessee banjo in the casket". This also led us to know what Jeff had for lunch that day.
by JLBIII December 9, 2010
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