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Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
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Scientific Bigotry

A broader form of scientific ableism: the use of scientific authority to demean, exclude, or harass individuals or groups whose beliefs, practices, or identities are not grounded in scientific materialism. Terms like “pseudoscience,” “charlatanism,” “pseudo‑matter,” or “irrational” are deployed as slurs to mark certain worldviews as illegitimate. Scientific bigotry extends beyond mental health language to any scientific‑sounding label that can be used to humiliate or discriminate. It often targets indigenous spiritualities, alternative medicine, and religious traditions, presenting them as not merely different but as signs of intellectual deficiency.
Example: “The online thread dismissed Tibetan Buddhist meditation as ‘pseudo‑science’ and its practitioners as ‘charlatans’—Scientific Bigotry, using the label of pseudoscience to delegitimize a centuries‑old tradition.”
by Dumu The Void March 25, 2026
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Psychiatric Bigotry

The practice of attributing religious, spiritual, metaphysical, or otherwise non‑scientific beliefs to mental illness—such as “delusion,” “schizophrenia,” or “needs therapy”—as a means of humiliation, discrimination, or silencing. Psychiatric bigotry weaponizes clinical language to stigmatize people whose worldviews differ from secular materialism, often ignoring that such beliefs are normative in many cultures and not indicative of pathology. It is common in online debates where calling someone “delusional” serves as a quick dismissal, but it also appears in clinical settings where cultural competence is lacking.
Example: “When she spoke of her spiritual experiences, he told her she needed to see a psychiatrist—Psychiatric Bigotry, using mental health labels to dismiss legitimate cultural and personal beliefs.”
by Dumu The Void March 25, 2026
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Atheist Bigotry

Prejudice and discrimination directed against religious, spiritual, theistic, metaphysical, psychic, mediumistic, occult, or otherwise non‑materialist individuals and groups, perpetrated by atheists, skeptics, scientific materialists, neopositivists, and those who equate their worldview with rationality itself. The bigotry often hides behind a supposed defense of “ideas” or “science,” but it attacks people—accusing them of mental illness (“delusional,” “schizophrenic”), fraud (“charlatan,” “quack”), or intellectual deficiency (“pseudo‑science,” “mumbojumbo”). By framing such attacks as mere criticism of beliefs, atheist bigotry denies its human impact while systematically humiliating, excluding, and pathologizing those whose worldviews differ from strict materialism.
Example: “He called her psychic practice ‘delusional quackery’ and said she needed a psychiatrist—not because she had harmed anyone, but because atheist bigotry taught him that spiritual belief is itself a sickness.”
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026
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Proof Bigotry

A form of bigotry, derived from Atheist Bigotry and Scientific Bigotry, where the demand for “proof” is weaponized to dismiss, humiliate, or exclude individuals and their beliefs—regardless of whether the requested proof is appropriate, possible, or has already been provided. The proof bigot sets impossible standards (e.g., “prove your God exists”), moves the goalposts when evidence is offered, and treats any failure to meet arbitrary requirements as validation of their own prejudice. The underlying assumption is that unless something can be proven according to their narrow criteria, it is not real, and those who believe in it are irrational, delusional, or fraudulent. Proof bigotry hides behind the language of rationality while functioning as a tool of intellectual and social exclusion.
Example: “He demanded she prove her spiritual experiences, then dismissed every account as ‘anecdotal.’ When she offered documented studies, he said they weren’t ‘real proof.’ Proof bigotry: demanding evidence while ensuring no evidence will ever count.”
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Evidence Bigotry

A specific form of Proof Bigotry centered on the demand for “evidence” rather than “proof,” though the effect is the same: whatever the target offers is declared insufficient, and the target themselves is pathologized. The evidence bigot often combines evidentiary demands with psychiatric slurs: “show me evidence or it’s delusional,” “that’s pseudoscience, you need a psychiatrist,” “you’re almost schizophrenic for believing this.” The goal is to make the target’s worldview seem not just unsupported but clinically disordered. Evidence bigotry weaponizes the language of science and mental health to delegitimize entire traditions and identities.
Example: “When she shared her indigenous healing practices, he replied: ‘Show me evidence or it’s delusion. You might be schizophrenic.’ Evidence bigotry: demanding RCTs for cultural practices while pathologizing the practitioner.”
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