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Sober as a bird

This term is often used by people who are belligerently drunk. In efforts to describe their obviously non-existent states of sobriety, these people claim to be "sober as a bird." Use of the term is a clear indicator of drunkenness.
Sean: Hey man are you alright?
JP: Yeah man; I'm sober as a bird.
by Hubert Banx October 24, 2011
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Cheeseburger Bird

A bird that is a Lake Tahoe Native, you will never see the bird, but after staying up all night at the Casinos drinking and gambling you will hear it on your way back to the cabin. It sounds like CHEEESE-- BURGER!!!! Ask any local and they will all tell.
Tourist " Mr. Wilson, did you hear that bird this morning?'

Local "Well of couse I did Taco, That's the CheeseBurger Bird!"

Toursit "But I never see the damn bird Mr. Wilson"

Local "You never willl!!"
by PastaChingata June 25, 2010
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Free Bird

1: A sappy song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that goes into a 7 minute kick-ass guitar solo. Can be found on the album, 'Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd.'

2: Something you yell when people are done performing music, works best with local bands. Originated in the eighties by a DJ from Chicago.
\m/ \m/

FREE BIRD
by Skin-Nerd August 5, 2005
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turd bird

A simultaneously sincere and childish term of affection.
"Get going, turd bird."
by pass the mic. April 16, 2004
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bird turd

Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds
by andy1 June 5, 2005
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bird seed splatter

when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look
Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.
by Major JMC July 5, 2006
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bird city

Phoenix, AZ
reppin the bird city boys

Willie Northpole raps about the bird city and his hometown.
"You dont wanna mess with them bird city boys."
by dmoney aka tha G August 11, 2008
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