by CesTiger March 30, 2017
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The reasons for becoming a berther may include maintaining one's sanity, protecting one's self and others, including the lunatic fringe, and preserving one's faith in mankind.
The reasons for becoming a berther may include maintaining one's sanity, protecting one's self and others, including the lunatic fringe, and preserving one's faith in mankind.
Person 1: *eyes glazed over* "uuuggghhhh....uuughhhh.... I've just been reading the reader's comments on foxnews.com...." *collapses to the floor, twitching*
Person 2: "Man, you really should become a berther...that shit'll kill ya."
Nearby Scientologist: "Dude, you said it. What a bunch of crazies." *Sips the kool-aid*
Person 2: *coldcocks him*
Person 2: "Man, you really should become a berther...that shit'll kill ya."
Nearby Scientologist: "Dude, you said it. What a bunch of crazies." *Sips the kool-aid*
Person 2: *coldcocks him*
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Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.
The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.
by Lazlo Toots August 26, 2008
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by Cbax100 July 5, 2018
Get the Barlow beatdown mug.Well a very very hepay uh hevay da bertation tonight we had a very dara dareson bite lets go hit tara tazen engschlebet dey had da pit.
by Dareson Engschlebet March 4, 2011
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A Turk/Kurd f*ckboy known to every single person in the Turk/Kurd community. Often talked about in groupchats.
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