Bent

something or someone that has you fucked up

Ms. Oliver got me bent with all that homework.

by stargirl0.0 December 17, 2016

Being bent over elbows to ankles

When you feel like someone is taking advantage of you.

So the Boss wants me to work Saturdays without over-time now. I gotta say I feel like I'm being bent over elbows to ankles here.

by SquidSplitter January 24, 2016

Bent

When someone try’s to finesse or low ball you on a deal.

Home boy got me bent wanting a qp for 50

by TroutSlayerBrandon November 27, 2018

Bent

Not of reasonable means; unorthodox; inebriated; not sober; also, irritated or angry.

The dayshifts' hand's showed up "Bent" this morning. The Boss was not pleased. --(a bit bent)

by mesquedero August 27, 2017

Bent Porkysock

When you fuck a pig and he bites your dick and breaks it

I now have a bent porkysock

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

bent the cheese

Euphemism for literally anything.

Frank: Ann passed away last night.
Jerry: There are children here, Ann bent the cheese last night.

by Longer schlonger February 20, 2019

pretty straight for a bent guy

pretty straight for a bent guy Is what you say when someone says to you

“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “

“ hey man Your pretty straight for a bent guy”

by Stayout March 1, 2019