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purple headed womb beater

A name synonimous with the turgid penis
I rendered her disabled with my purple headed womb beater
by grem November 3, 2003
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Dirty dick beaters

AN UNWASHED HAND AFTER THEY HAVE ENGAGED IN A MASTURBATION SESSION.
by Woodeye December 27, 2014
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Holy Bejeebus

This word is in no way related to Jesus or Christianity in any way apart from the similarity in its sound.

The Holy Bejeebus is a figure much heralded in a small corner of Nottingham. He is somewhat of a cult figure in Dunkirk, near Nottingham University Campus. The Holy Bejeebus is a religious figure with supreme power, which is undisclosed to the world. His coming forth into the limelight wont be for a few decades. His symbol is the 'W' which represents the three holies: Holy, Be, and Jeebus - from where the name originates: Holy Bejeebus. His followers are reffered to as Jeebites - currently there are only two: Jackie the Unclean and Pants the Pure.

The religion he is starting up has no foundations or teachings as of yet - but WATCH THIS SPACE.
Holy Bejeebus is the greatest, most supreme being - apart from God.

Holy Bejeebus look at the ass on that mama!
by Jeebite May 21, 2004
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Bented

An act of violence between two individuals in which one gets unknowingly "bented". The "bender" sticks his hand very close to the "bendee's" face starting with the thumb facing left with the right hand or right with the left hand. The "bender" then rotates the hand in a manner that ends with the thumb facing straight up in the air. As the thumb is sticking straight up the bender says "bitch you just got BENTED". Once again, the closer the hand is to the face, the more disrespectful the act.
Hey Billy I have a question, come over here for a second.. "Oh you just got Bented"
by Dizzy DD and the Data Takers December 12, 2010
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Dick Beater

The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.
Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!
by Mary Eileen July 16, 2008
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Little League beater

When Someones dad from little league charges the mound and beats the living shit out of a 11 year old kid.
Coughlin! whgat the fuck is wrong with your dad! He just beat the Shit out of a 11 year old kid! what is he? A Little League Beater!
by Erik Matisss May 23, 2010
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Bestest

1. Someone or something who exceeds the level of 'best.'
2. An exaggeration of the word 'best.'
Raniet is by far the bestest. That's a proven fact.
by Mr. Magic Man April 9, 2011
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