Beer Armour

An invisible protective aura that prevents one from feeling any pain whilst shitfaced.

Drink a case then walk into a lamppost to find out for yourself.

by DeDLoK March 07, 2005

beered

When you soak someones beard in beer.

A beard soaked in beer.

If dave was more manly I would have given him a steamy beered

by skott October 30, 2004

beer balls

the phenomenon where an otherwise timid individual has consumed enough beer that he begins shit-talking to anything he comes in contact with and has the illusion that he could defend himself when someone tries to kick his ass because of that shit-talking (i.e. - the drunk grows a set of balls - beer balls); this person's tendency to shit-talk decreases with his blood-alcohol level.

"I could not believe the shit that fool was talking. I'm glad I kicked his ass."

"He was drunk. I guess he had a set of beer balls."

by d-lishus January 22, 2007

Whiskey Beer

A beer served at a bar served to friends by friends (bartenders cannot legally serve the Whiskey Beer). The Whiskey Beer is a mixture the remaining beer of strangers who have abandoned their beers. A minimum of 3 abandoned beers must be mixed to be considered a true Whiskey Beer.

DanO saw three beers left at the other table, and combined them together to mix a Whiskey Beer for Corey.

by corcha March 15, 2009

beer goblin

An imaginary entity that can be blamed for any number of random injuries sustained from a night of drinking, for which one can't remember the actual cause.

I have cuts all over my fingers and there's a bottle cap stuck in my knee. Damn beer goblin got me again.

by wonderweasel May 05, 2008

Morning Beers

Beers left over from a nites drinking that are drank in the morning after

"Hey Karl.. any morning beers left?"

by Gerald Fawcett March 17, 2008

victory beer

a beer that is set aside as a reward after triumphing over a long day's work.

After a tough day of classes, a closing shift, and homework, that victory beer hit the spot!

by JFishnets24 April 04, 2011