After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.
Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"
Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
by Connartist4 October 15, 2008

by PoppaPoppa June 8, 2010

The opposite of a teabag. The guy is laying on a bed and his women comes up from behind and drops her beef curtains on his lips.
The BEEF DIP.
The BEEF DIP.
by Trumpster Red19 March 12, 2017

by Howie Hardass November 28, 2007

by Hevan Ann Erth October 8, 2017

In Italian-American communities in Chicagoland, a “dry beef” is when a person informs law enforcement (usually the FBI) about the criminal activities of an associate without formally cooperating with the government or testifying in open court against the associate. Dry beefs are often strategic, as they allow snitches facilitate the incarceration of their competitors, which then provides them with the opportunity to ratchet-up their own illicit rackets.
Dago #1:”There’s a lotta bad news goin’ ‘round about our friend who lives out west, there. You know who I mean? They’re sayin’ he’s a snitch.”
Dago #2: “Yeah, buddy. I know. That’s a dry beef, there. Did you tell our friend out east?”
Dago #2: “Yeah, buddy. I know. That’s a dry beef, there. Did you tell our friend out east?”
by Dago Dante June 3, 2011
