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pinocchio beef

After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.
Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"

Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
by Connartist4 October 15, 2008
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Beef Cannons

Man that broads got some set of beef cannons
by PoppaPoppa June 8, 2010
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Beef Dip

The opposite of a teabag. The guy is laying on a bed and his women comes up from behind and drops her beef curtains on his lips.
The BEEF DIP.
I was laying down with my head hanging over the bed and she surprised me with a BEEF DIP
by Trumpster Red19 March 12, 2017
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Road Beef

A term commonly used in reference to the girls that are f'd on the long road trips for athletes.
Johnny enjoys his Miami road beef.
by Howie Hardass November 28, 2007
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Nigga Beef

by Tedd Banson January 20, 2009
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break beef

To become friends again.

To forgive n forget.
I want to break beef with u. Lets break beef n get dancing!
by Hevan Ann Erth October 8, 2017
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dry beef

In Italian-American communities in Chicagoland, a “dry beef” is when a person informs law enforcement (usually the FBI) about the criminal activities of an associate without formally cooperating with the government or testifying in open court against the associate. Dry beefs are often strategic, as they allow snitches facilitate the incarceration of their competitors, which then provides them with the opportunity to ratchet-up their own illicit rackets.
Dago #1:”There’s a lotta bad news goin’ ‘round about our friend who lives out west, there. You know who I mean? They’re sayin’ he’s a snitch.”

Dago #2: “Yeah, buddy. I know. That’s a dry beef, there. Did you tell our friend out east?”
by Dago Dante June 3, 2011
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