Beaned

Getting kicked in the penis

oooo SHIT jaylen got BEANED

by headasskwasi December 13, 2018

Beamed by cortex

if you were beamed by cortex you got yo damn server shit on LMFAO

"bro my server got beamed by cortex"
"get beamed by cortex nerd"

by kopeika February 16, 2021

Koala beared that shit

Verb - meaning to attack someone from behind or wrap yourself around someone's back or something, like a pole

The stipper totally Koala beared that shit at the dance club. She was all over that pole

by whitegangster123 April 4, 2009

Super Un-breaded

Adjective: having no money or hella broke

"Man i'd go to the movies wit y'all but im super un-breaded"

by andrew pimentel August 7, 2006

bearded blood sausage

Another slang term for a male penis

Bitch suck my bearded blood sausage

by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005

Beaned

The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.

I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.

by DoppelgangerAlpha June 4, 2016

Bearded Dragon

When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.

Yo man, I tamed Sherry's bearded dragon last night and now my face burns.

by Dragon Slayer 69 June 30, 2008