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BATTERY ASSERTION

The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.

It is everybody's PRISON CELL

It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.
Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.

Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?

Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
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Irish Battery

Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy
by Fucku Biden September 9, 2021
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Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up
I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery
by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021
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1% battery

Causes ptsd for minutes
When my phone reached 1% battery it made me think back on nam.
by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021
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Lipo batteries

Rc car batteries, that have a lot of power, but become bombs, if not treated right. They're basically note 7's but a less explosive if treated right. If not they become balloons.
Ah shoot I left the Lipo batteries in the sun and now they're puffed bombs.
by Starcup May 13, 2021
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Batteries

The thing you use to fuel your xbox controller/flashlight
Guy 1:Hey,you got any Batteries?

Guy 2:Nope,what for?
Guy 1,My Xbox Controller
by Mineboi99 May 19, 2021
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Battery acid

A term often used to denote a drink that so citric that it feels as if it’s dissolving or burning your mouth, theoretically akin to if you just drank battery acid.
“*Plegh*! What is?”
“New soda flavor.”
This is battery acid.”
“Well, they can’t all be winners.”
by SuperCrafter015 October 27, 2024
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