barnes and unstable

The Place You Go To Publish A Story That You Made That You Made That Seems Unstably Crazed.
Son: MOM! I'M GOING TO BARNES AND UNSTABLE!
Mom: Oh God. What Did He Publish This Time...
by UnstableLudlow February 06, 2018
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Jonathan Barnes

Huge cock, makes women come 10 times over, stomps on other fags.
Cum tastes of marshmallows.
by jem1847 January 07, 2016
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Barn Doors

Barn Doors is a reference to someone’s butt cheeks. It deprived from “back door” which is slang for anus.
“Did you see Jeffrey’s barn doors! “

“He has the barn doors of a dancer”’
by Lady Fob November 11, 2020
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barn

I went to barn for dinner - i went to KFC for dinner
by BENDA August 10, 2006
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Barn Spice

A mix of spices added to a partner's rear end or vagina before mucking barn. To make fresh at home combine:

2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons crushed black pepper
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon granulated garlic
1 tablespoon granulated onion
1 tablespoon crushed coriander
1 tablespoon dill
1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes

Using Montreal Steak Spice is an acceptable substitute.

Barn spicing can sometime be dangerous for oneself, and it is best to avoid rubbing the spice in your eyes or inhaling through the nostrils. If this occurs, sack up and snort some more, the burn is good for you.

Also: Barn spicing
Man, she said she wasn't into it, but as soon as I busted out the barn spice she changed her tune.
by barnmucker January 15, 2011
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Barn Whore

A girl who constantley blogs or post things on facebook about being country ; also fantasizes about how one day they will marry there red neck romeo.
Barn Whore FB post : " If you aint country, you needa gitcha butt outta here honey. "

Post 2 : " There aint nothin sexier than some wranglers, old t-shirt, and cowboy boots. "
by Lethal Lemon Ninja June 06, 2013
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Early barnes

Derived from early doors, this means early
It's gonna be busy at the club, we should get there early barnes.
by rtj loco September 26, 2003
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