Rim Bandit

One who spends to much time playing skyrim that they see everyday objects as items from the game.

Rim Bandit: hey doesn't that buttercup look like the dragons tongue flower?

Me: your such a Rim Bandit

by Buttcrack September 17, 2012

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Chocfish bandit

Pirates of the brown cave, purveyors of feltch juice. All are people who enjoy a bit of bum.

Chad - "Hey Greg, come stick your tongue in my butt hole."

Greg - "F**k you Chad, I ain't no Chocfish bandit."

by Knob Rob October 3, 2006

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Foot Bandit

The fantasies of ones sexual urges towards feet corrupts their mind, thus creating an outburst of uncontrollable lust sex for any feet around the being.

I got home, he took off my shoes, and sucked the fuck out of my toes. At that point I knew he was nothing more than a corrupted Foot Bandit

by MyDadHitsMe July 1, 2017

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The Dick Bandit

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

by Mommyhole November 13, 2018

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Titty Bandit (TB) - A pint-sized man with a gallon-sized appetite for titties. Usually too short to reach them so he utilizes a step ladder to reach and drinks a cup of complan every day in hopes of being tall enough to grasp the titties.

That Sandeep man he's a real titty bandit. (said with a pronounced lisp)

by Yung Zoot July 13, 2019

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time bandits

A movie from the 1980s with Sean Connery and a lot of midgets. There's one scene where a boat capsizes and a line of midgets on beach chairs all fall in unison. A similar effect could be reached by throwing disproportionate ragdolls down a water slide.
This movie is pure madness.

Time bandits will keep you guessing if your not giving your full attention but is worth a couple hours of manic stoned laughter.

by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015

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