Twat Balloon

A sexual act where a man belches or farts into a womans vagina. she will then queef it out ensuring great pleasure to the sick bastard who just farted or burped into her vagina.

That bitch was nasty as hell! she asked for a twat balloon straight up!

by sarah_2013 March 15, 2010

Ballooned Pussy

Once a vagina has been pumped for an hour or so and the pussy pump has been removed the pussy becomes ballooned.

I was sucking on the ballooned pussy once it was pumped.

by NYPussyvore April 30, 2011

Balloon Fest

When there's a lot of girls hanging out, no guys, a girls of a sausagefest.

4 or more girls hanging out.

"all the girls are going out and having a balloon fest"

by Chalmeezy July 13, 2008

blood balloon

Exactly what it says. A balloon filled with blood.
Or, another word for blister, etc.

Little Jimmothy "MOM, I need a band-aid! I fell off my bike and now there's a blood balloon on my knee!"

Frequently asked questions:

"Are babies blood balloons?"

"Should i start stabbing babies with pins?"

The answer?
Yes.

by Apu Pibut July 01, 2011

balloon land

New Mexico, they have big balloons there.

Let us play a nice family-oriented game of balloon land.

Candy land is out-dated.

by Hercule Poirot June 24, 2004

Water Ballooned

When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.

Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.

Why not?

I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.

by party on April 03, 2015

Water Ballooned

The act of urinating during anal sex. Like filling a balloon with a garden hose.

"I picked up this chick from the bar and I totally water ballooned her by accident!"

by Bottle Blondy May 20, 2013