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Smokey the Badass 

Smokey the Badass is the replacement for the old 'Smokey the Bear'.

He has a hook for a leg and his Badassery is unmatched by other bears like Yogi and Winnie.

He urinates pure fire.
I'm badass.

You know who's badass? Smokey the Badass. He pisses fire on forest fires. 'Badass' fire beats fire.
Smokey the Badass by Xildra October 9, 2009

født en badass 

Perez Hilton is født en badass
Someone who brags about being the bomb in internet sim games, but who couldn't fight his/her way out of a paper bag in real life. Typically used in a demeaning form over internet communications, such as Teamspeak, Ventrillo, RogerWilco, etc.
Chris (aka SirKickA), you are a real e-badass, aren't you?
e-badass by gulliver22 April 28, 2004

billy badass 

A guy who thinks that he is particularly harass or bad, but he is actually a joke. A real doucher.
Guy1: I'll mess you up!!
Guy2: Whatever, billy badass..
billy badass by veronicalovin August 28, 2009

Billy Badass Club 

a club and or pipe that someone puts underneath a bed or in the window of their truck. Usually made out of a heavy metal such as lead.
Damn, if you mess with him he'll whip you with his billy badass club.