kid amogus backwards

Don't say it.
Don't read the words below because Imma write it backwards.

Don't you dare scroll down.

Kid amogus backwards is : Sugoma dik

by Dreiasaiy September 23, 2022

Backwards bird feeding

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and she acts like she's swallowed it and goes in for a kiss. During this she will spit the semen into the guys mouth (like a bird feeds it's young) forcing him to taste his own cum. Once he realizes it's his own cum he will gag and throw up while the girl laughs.

Dude, last night she was backwards bird feeding me. I haven't eaten all day...

by That_kid_whos_cool February 20, 2014

high speed backwards

A men's hairstyle in which all of the hair is greasily matted forward, as if forced that way after the person travelled backwards extremely quickly. Not done in an intentionally stylish way, the High Speed Backwards (or HSB) can be found on ragged old men or the homeless.

That raggedy-looking dude is sporting a SERIOUS high speed backwards.

by db April 23, 2005

Clown's Hat On Backwards

Where a guy holds a girl in the reverse pile driver position and while the guy is standing up holding the girl he takes a shit on the ground at the same time the girl has her period all over his face. Once the guy is done taking his shit he drops her face into the shit.

"Hey Sean I heard you did a Clown's Hat On Backwards with your girlfriend last night"
"Yeah dude it was legit I cant wait to do it again!"
"Can i come and watch?"
"Sure man bring your whore with you too and I can teach you how to do it."

by Sick Man 04 January 23, 2010

shit and fall backwards in it

A response trivialising someone's description of what they plan to do, when the listener finds it extravagant or believes it won't actually be carried out or won't succeed.

Person A: My sister is so upset with her local councilman that she's starting a petition to have him recalled.

Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.

by radiohead3885 October 4, 2011

backwards double patrick

When one has diarrhea and vomits at the same time.

After he became incredibly drunk and proceeded to go to Taco Bell, Thomas pulled a Backwards Double Patrick.

by FrackCass March 24, 2016

Backwards Dolphin Dancing

When Dolphins stand on their flippers on the surface of the water and swim backwards.

That thing is backwards dolphin dancing!
Look at it go!

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 26, 2019