Adrienne Armstrong is wife of Billie Joe Armstrong as of 1994, they were wed in a short 5 minute service and stayed at the Berkely hotel/motel/lodge which was 5 minutes away from Billie's house!
She a darn pretty chick with a sweetheart personality. She has hair you would give your 1st son for and the fashion sense of a god! She's radder than rad and awesomely strong for putting up with all the rock star bull. God praise her! She was also sent from the heavens to turn little straight girls Bi with her amazing good looks. She rocks for putting up with all those fuckin' teenies that want her dead!
She a darn pretty chick with a sweetheart personality. She has hair you would give your 1st son for and the fashion sense of a god! She's radder than rad and awesomely strong for putting up with all the rock star bull. God praise her! She was also sent from the heavens to turn little straight girls Bi with her amazing good looks. She rocks for putting up with all those fuckin' teenies that want her dead!
Loser: EwMyGAwD! As iF BiLlIe jOe LiKeS hEr ShEs So UgLy!AdRiEnNe ArMsTrOnG sUcKs!
Awesome person: Go fuck yourself teenie! They love each other! Just because she doesn't look like a Barbie! We love adrienne armstrong!
Awesome person: Go fuck yourself teenie! They love each other! Just because she doesn't look like a Barbie! We love adrienne armstrong!
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After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!
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A right wing talk show host who spouted propaganda from the Bush administration on the No Child Left Behind act after being paid $240,000 of taxpayer money by the administration. A Bush lapdog.
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This is a direct association with the word "stretch" (reaching space not normally reachable) and an advert i saw in a brazilian comics magazine of a rubber toy called "Stretch Armstrong". Had the ability to stretch his limbs.
This is a direct association with the word "stretch" (reaching space not normally reachable) and an advert i saw in a brazilian comics magazine of a rubber toy called "Stretch Armstrong". Had the ability to stretch his limbs.
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Get the Stretch Armstrong mug.The greatest cyclist that we have seen for a long time. Triathlete-turned cycling legend, was diagnosed with advanced testicular cancer at the age of 25, was only given a 40-50% chance to live, survived, and went on to win a record 7 Tours de France. He is now retired, but is still very much invovled in the cycling and cancer communities, and has his own foundation, the Lance Armstrong Foundation. He started the Livestrong wristbands and also has a Livestrong clothing line and a 10/2 clothing line (10/2=October 2, the day Lance was diagnosed) and a US dollar from each product sold goes to the LAF. An amazing human being, and we won't see someone like him for a long time to come.
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