aristen 

a cutie, with a great smile , a KRUD FOR LIFE. smilezz a lot!
friendly, and a seastar.
and is awesome in singing & rockband.

person1:hi im aristen
person2:daym you're the girl with a great voice , great smile, daym wanna go out ?
person1: hahaha sure :D person2:dang. i [wanna tap ssh. :D

aristen by amandakrud February 24, 2008

the aristocrats

The funniest joke ever invented in the history of humor. A joke so funny hearing it without proper preparation could cause death or serious internal bleeding.

........I don't get it.

the aristocrats by Eman January 31, 2005

Aristheocrazy 

An adjective pertaining to the control of the masses by rich assholes with maniacal religious convictions in the government.

guy1: Fuck! I HATE THIS COUNTRY!!

guy 2: It's cuz of the fucking Aristheocrazy!

Aristheocrazy by GM Alden November 19, 2011

Arisexual

Being Straight but Gay for Ariana Grande

i am arisexual but straight aswell

Arisexual by 192829279282828282288209888ari January 11, 2021

Aristo 

SO bad at cod he quits after he shoots his own shadow.

Entire Team: Did you just shoot your own shadow?
Aristo: *quiet asf*

Aristo by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020

Aristo 

Nigerian slang: Elderly man who uses the lure of a good time to seduce young girls (usually young college girls). Especially as they are working class and have disposable income that neither college girls nor their college boyfriends can compete with. A play on the word Aristocrat.

When I'm older, I'm gonna frequent this College dorm as an Aristo.

My Aristo is coming to pick me up today and we are heading to Tinapa for the weekend. See you girls on Monday.

Aristo levels is definately the way to go.

Aristo by Meka O August 18, 2010

aristote 

Most Aristotes tend to make you feel extremely loved, treasured and special - however only until he gets what he wants with you. (sex) Aristotes usually have massive cocks. Aristotes are strong and not someone to fuck around with. Don't get too attached to him, he will break your heart.

Girl: Aristote makes me feel special.

Girl2: he only wants p*ssy, remember that.

aristote by Experiance with Aristotes February 21, 2014