apollo

1. Apollo was a Greek God of beauty, so calling someone Apollo means they're hot and ripped.
2. Apollo was an alphamale and every girl's dream, which can also be known as a pimp.

1. Did you see that model? He's such an Apollo!
2. Look at all the girls around him! What an Apollo!

by Katherinn September 5, 2007

Apolo

a dumb burger eating player whos the definition of disgrace.

"Son, you are the Apolo to this family"
"You are fat, useless, and haven't accomplished anything"

by gnarly124 January 10, 2019

apollotude

with great meaning and force

Griffin: I Hate u Karl!!
Karl: What are you going to do
Griffin: I will punch you in the face with great APOLLOTUDE!!!
Beastman:You've done it now Karl with a K!

by Brian123456789 January 12, 2008

Apolo-J

a blow job given in an apologetic manner
or a blow job given as an apology

sorry i threw up on your rug...
let me give you an Apolo-J

sorry i ditched you last night
An Apolo-J will make it better

by GEH Ultimate July 19, 2010

apolojob

An apology by way of blowjob.

A girl at my party last night broke a glass, so she gave me an apolojob!

by CASEYFROMBIGBEAR June 30, 2011

Apolojaculate

The apology you spit and sputter out in a drunken stupor for all the stupid things you did in a drunken stupor.

I really ... I really ... Lemme start again ... Is that my drink or yours ...ah, wa'ever ... Now, likeIwuzsayin ... I r-e-a-l-l-y ... Wanna apolojaculate for drawing penishes all over yer gramma. I know a wake'sshupposhed to be a soblum, a sawmun, a really soluminate thing. Luv ya man.

by Oneto36 August 9, 2012

Apology Reflex

Someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness - losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. The ultimate sign of someone with no balls.

Joe: Damn Kevin, I can't tell if that's your mom or a hippo.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.

Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.

by Mocha Suthers April 29, 2014