Alfie Haywood Crouch

The zestiest, most nonchalant lightskin in NorthWest London.

Yo bro ts is so Alfie Haywood Crouch

by fthfhbbtf June 8, 2025

Alfie

very silly guy. His daily activities consist of farting constantly ad it STINKS. He also burps, stinky guy. smelllllyyyyyy

did you see that guy? He's definitely an ALFIE
How did you know?
Can't u smell his arse?

by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024

alfie murphy

Alfie Murphy is an annoying cretin

Oh no it’s alfie Murphy

by Glynn hurst defender October 18, 2019

Alfie

He can never find his water bottle

It was Sam! Alfie

by DooDEDA January 14, 2020

Alfie

Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment

Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Alfie

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He will always be there and will never let you down. He will love you until the world ends. Please whoever is reading this do not let him go. He will mean to much to you. He also makes a very caring and loving boyfriend.

Alfie is gay.

by Bumbumosbfwkd July 29, 2021

Alfie Brooks

Alfie Brooks is a plonker who likes to eat chocolate orange and drink hot chocolate all the time . they like to make fun of people that can’t spell however can be nice depending on who u are . Alfie Brooks favroute people are people who are funny kind or otherwise known as poppy . Alfie is over all a donut but very likeable somehow Alfie Brooks is also a Tory

hey who’s that he looks like a rick dis Tory

oh dw that Alfie brooks

by Anonimus333444444 December 27, 2020