league me alone

A sentence used to mock a League of Legends player which prefers to play the game instead of interacting with the outside world.
Sometimes it can be used by the League player himself, making the whole conversation all the more tragic.

James: "Eyo bro you gonna hop on OW?"
Sam: "Nah I'm on League right now"
Everyone: "LEAGUE ME ALONE"
Sam: *dies*

by Roninbar September 12, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Alone In Theeeeeee Dark<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Alone In Theeeeeee Dark<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Alone In Theeeeeee Dark<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

alone.

you got no one.

im so alone.

by lone jb January 29, 2024

If we were alone

A phrase to hypothetically say a possibility in the past to diverge a relationship during a period of time rather than converge to avoid a situation like a friend zone or partner cheating.

Rebecca: If we were alone last summer, we would not had that road trip to Yellowstone National Park and got between the sheets.
Jason: Yeah, I enjoyed your company, but don't tell to Caitlyn I like you more than her.
Rebecca: Is it because we have a lot of things in common, while she chase you for your hunky body?
Jason: Yes

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 4, 2020

All alone with no paddle

When your basically fucked
Like your stuck somewhere with no way of getting out; hence, the boat with no paddle.

Person 1: Yo b where you at? Shit started an hour ago.
Person 2: shitt nigga… swear to God im all alone with no paddle.

by Nollie August 22, 2022

Leave me Alone!

Quote from Alfred Pennyworth after he was attacked in his car by Captain Boomerang in Australia.

CB: The vaccine didn't bother you, you piece of shit?!
Alfred: Leave me alone!

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

Patrick Star Alone

Patrick will be soon poopy alone.

Leave Patrick Star Alone!

by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS July 13, 2023