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Battle of Alberta

An intense rivalry between Edmonton and Calgary (Alberta, Canada), usually refering to hockey. During Battles of Alberta, fans of the Calgary Flames and Edmonton Oilers flood the bars of both cities.

Flame and Oiler supporters from both side of a family have been known to cause rifts in the family.

A Battle of Alberta is often held on New Year's Eve.

But only Calgary has the Red Mile and Sea of Red and has made it into the playoffs the past few years. So Calgary kicks butt.
A true conversation had in Australia regarding the Battle of Alberta:

Calgarian: Hey, you're Canadian, aren't you? Where from?

Edmontonian: Edmonton.

Calgarian: Oh. In thought something stunk in here.
by calgaryflamesqueen October 25, 2008
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Alberta

A wretched hive of scum, villainy, and greed.
Dude: Alberta sold-out its future and the future of its citizens so a few corporations could rape the land and make billions of dollars in profit.

Dudette: What do you expect? It's a wretched hive of scum, villainy and greed.
by CoolCat6969 September 26, 2008
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Redd Alert

Canadian gang started in Edmonton, Alberta
spreaded, Was very powerful in Regina Saskatchewan before half of em got locked up and the rest of them switched to rival gangs, but not the true soldiers, they stayed loyal to the Redd

Rival Gangs : Native Syndicate(AKA NS), Natives Looking to get Payed(AKA NL)

Current Allies: Indian Posse(AKA IP), Native Syndicate Killers(AKA NSK)
Dickface: Yo bitch wtf did u just flash me?
Afroman: 100% REDD 200% ALERT FOREVER DOIN DIRT REDD TILL WE DEAD, Redd Alert BITCH
by Suspenders wit a fro March 5, 2009
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Alberta

Alberta's the best person to be around. She makes you smile and laugh for so long you'll forget what started you laughing in the first place. The greatest smile of anyone one you know but she is very insecure and has no self confidence or self esteem which brings her down. Has beautiful eyes and a very warm heart. Loves Loves Loves animals, has heaps of pets and remembers every single one. If you have an Alberta cherish her
I wish I could be like Alberta, she's so confident and stunning
by _TeenyTinyTunker_ November 28, 2018
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Yellow Alert

A warning issued when a co-worker has been observed not washing his or her hands after urinating.
Bob: Don't eat the candies next to Ed's desk.

Rob: Why not?

Bob: Al put the yellow alert on him.

Rob: Ah dude... that's gross!
by vmx December 11, 2009
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life-alert

"granny next door is a total life-alert."
by nateeeboo December 31, 2009
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