by Smackleface October 12, 2010
When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.
Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
by dix 'B' floppin September 04, 2017
by bruh what the frick July 22, 2021
It is the seminal fluid that comes out of her (or his) anus while taking a dump after the man blew his load from anal sex.
by M J Rottencrotch September 11, 2020
by BallsMcBig June 14, 2016
After her Brazilian wax, my wife gets the starfish bleached. That way she can give me some albino kisses.
by EffingIdiot June 10, 2025
A variant of the dirty Wookie.
When a man (or men) shaves a person bare, ejaculates all down somebody's nude body, covers them in the hair while they whine like chewy.
When a man (or men) shaves a person bare, ejaculates all down somebody's nude body, covers them in the hair while they whine like chewy.
"Daddy, what's an albino wookie?"
"Well i'll tell you son, and then you'll realize why i can never go back to kashyyyk..."
"Well i'll tell you son, and then you'll realize why i can never go back to kashyyyk..."
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 26, 2011