aidstree

A tree which produces AIDS. Anyone to come into contact with an aidstree or consume its fruits will contract aids.

"Go skate into an aidstree you mother fucker." - Louis C.K

by Matty02 June 6, 2007

gamer-aids

the disease or virus that causes people, mainly prominent in males to have a love for video games so much that it's to the extent of a disease.
-no cure at the moment

-props to syndicate for creating the term
-most likely due to call of duty multilayer or Zombies
- and most likely black ops

"Jimmy why didn't you do your home work?" his teacher asks.
"I got the gamer-aids that'll make you scream!, i've tried wall banging, i've tried no-scoping, nothing works." jimmy cried.
"there's no cure at the moment :'(" jimmy said, a single tear drop rolling down his face.

by noy666 January 21, 2011

Aids Monkey

aids monkey: a racial slur for African Americans. Derived from aids being common in Africa and the fact that black people are like monkeys. Usually used towards an African American male.

"Dog on Aids monkey in his gold Cadillac!"

by colin&starrs slur solutions January 20, 2009

double aids

The situation where a person born with aids acquires a second 'copy' of aids through sexual intercourse with another aids sufferer.

Johnny after inheriting aids from his drug riddled mother, had bum sex with another man and got himself some double aids.

by jactuscack May 17, 2007

ferryhill aids

this is a problem caused when living in ferryhill, makes people dirty

o shit i got ferryhill aids

by fndfjrmjefndthbfgh June 9, 2009

Squirrel Aids

Having unprotected relations with a squirrel who is infected with squirrel aids will result in squirrel aids, or alternatively, having unprotected relations with a person/animal/fury who have acquired squirrel aids from an infected squirrel.

Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.

However this will cure most nut allergies.

Man 1: Hey did you hear that Roy was having unprotected relations with a squirrel?

Man 2: Do you mean sex?

Man 1: Why yes, I do.

Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"

Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.

Man 2: What a tragedy.

Man 1: Indeed.

by squirrel rape February 22, 2012

Full Blown Yellow AIDS

The advanced stages of Yellow fever. A person, typically a white male, only has an interest towards asian woman and thinks all other types of woman are repulsive. When this stage is reached there is no turning back. They are uncurable much like real AIDS.

if we don't do something about his yellow fever he is going to come down with full blown yellow AIDS

by NIPPON LOVER July 13, 2006