Everyones Favorite Activity in Bed

You honestly shouldn't have to think about this one.

Oscar: Dude, where'd Mark go, this party is sick!
Jim: Hes just spending some time doing everyones favorite activity in bed!
Oscar: Wha...OOH!!

by Superkat October 11, 2010

actrivist

An actor/actress with a passion for acting and a current issue in our society. Such as african hunger or animal cruelty.

Actor/Actress+Activist=Actrivist
Angelina Jolie is a great example of an actrivist.

by meat is nasty February 22, 2008

biological activities

it means to have sex, or to fuck in many positions

Jenny and I preformed biological activities all night long dude!

by Balu12 July 22, 2009

textracurricular activity

n. When the majority of someone’s free time after school is spent texting (and racking up a huge phone bill), as opposed to doing anything productive, or even social (the old-school way, that is).

Joe: hey sarah r u 4 real! no rly, i cant blv kathryn + joe r goin out!

Joe's Mom: Joseph, are you engaging in textracurricular activity again??

by loop zoop July 15, 2011

Activity Director

Also see- Girlfriend or wife.
Any woman that strategiclly plans out her mans day to ensure that he does not attain any personal time, enjoyment, or pleasure. Failure to abide by the strict daily activity scedule will result in loss of bed, loss of poon, loss of sleep, loss of quiet time outside of toilet, and in some severe cases loss of half your property. In addition to the imposed penalties you will be charged intrest in the form of other mundane chores to complete in addition to the items already on your list.

There are two ways to regain your freedom.
Option 1. Man up and grow some balls back.
Option 2. Lay down.

18:13 risks: Jeep meet at 10 am...bahahahahaha
18:13 kouki: si senoir

18:13 risks: Ill be fast asleep senoir
18:13 kouki: your activities director wouldnt let you attend anyways :p
18:13 risks: Otherwise, id show up.
18:14 risks: lmao.
18:14 kouki: lmao thats what they are from now on

18:14 kouki: not girlfriends, activity director

Credit to goes to Kouki for this.

by FMLx'sUSAdeficit April 18, 2010

artivist

A political activist who expresses their values through interpretive artistic craft.

Did you see the signs in that protest, I swear some of those activists are pure artivists.

by NE Freedom Ride December 17, 2012

venture capitalist activities

being a dope ass investor with stacks like nelk boys and stevewilldoit

that shit was gnarly they were building all those skyscrapers for office space and buying all those companies. What you ain't down for some venture capitalist activities?

by swiggyswaggyfartdoc July 19, 2021