dick ache

when a female has given to much head, and ends up with a dick ache

Lauren: Hey i heard you gave Josh some head last night??
Heather: Psh, yea and I woke up this morning with a dick ache.

by dollface1223 November 23, 2009

alchemy

a "science" that was believed to turn lead into gold that was used before the creation of the scientific method in which if you don't know what that is fuckin look it up but thats not important the most common thing said about alchamists is that they were charlatans and crackpots but some of them were were famous scientists or scolars like isaac newton and robert boyle if you dont them yet again fuckin look it up now on with what i was saying there are 3 main goals to alchemy they are 1. The transmutation of metals into gold and silver 2. An elixir that will prolong life indefinitely 3. The transmutation of human life
yeah pretty much they wanted to make a philosephers stone so they could be youthful forever which i dont know why i mean when i thing youth i think being trapped in a happy flowery hell with maito gai and rock lee from naruto *gags*

alchemy is kewl and the reason i even did this was because my love for the fullmetal alchemist series and the llamas in my brain told me to

by buttongirl September 18, 2006

alchemy pirate

100% pure concentrated emo.

Damn, what an alchemy pirate.

by Your Motherfucking Mom December 14, 2006

Stummy Ache

1)An untradtional stomach ache, a pain so severe, that one is usually clenching arms around his or her stomach while bent over in pain. A pain not really able to verbally express it is that deep within.
2) A stomach pain so harsh it comes through from the gut and up to the stomach area.

1) Losing that game today is just as painful as a stummy ache.
2) You gotta hit him in the stummy, get him where it hurts.

by Dina13 May 3, 2010

ashemed

(noun) the feeling of shame a man has when a girl can do something he can't.

I was ashemed when I realized my girlfriend could drive better than me.

by iago-x86 March 21, 2011

yummy ache

a stomachache you get after you consume too much food prepared by the amazing East Village Chinese restaurant, Yummy House.

"Sally got a yummy ache after she downed her tofu with mixed vegetables too quickly."

by natiqua March 1, 2009

Ass-ache

Something or someone that provides a constant "pain in the ass". You know, that person or thing that's sure to cause unnecessary or unwarranted grief.

Holy Christ pal, your actions and thoughtlessness have created the mutha of all ass-aches....and now I'll need to clean this up once again!

by Nattyholt1 August 22, 2012