Cain "Hey, Abel! You're not going to believe this shit! I just got done talking to God."
Abel "Oh? What about?"
Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"
Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"
Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"
Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."
Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"
Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"
Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!
Cain "...... Abel?......"
Abel "Oh? What about?"
Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"
Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"
Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"
Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."
Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"
Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"
Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!
Cain "...... Abel?......"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2022
Get the Abel mug.Cain "What... What are you doing?"
Abel "Uh... Nothing. What are you even doing here?"
Cain "I... Came back to see what kind of sacrifice you left... You just switched our sacrifices!"
Abel "What!? No I didn't!"
Cain "Yes. You did. I saw you. You've been lying to me and everyone else!"
Abel "Look, I don't know what you THINK you saw but if I'm getting the results then I'm clearly doing it right. Besides, who's God going to believe? I'm ME and you're YOU."
Cain "YOU BASTARD!" *Tackles Abel*
*Cain and Abel roll around on the ground*
*Cain ends up on top*
Cain *grabs rock* "I TRUSTED YOU!" *SMASH!* "I LOVED YOU!" *SMASH SMASH SMASH!*
Abel "Uh... Nothing. What are you even doing here?"
Cain "I... Came back to see what kind of sacrifice you left... You just switched our sacrifices!"
Abel "What!? No I didn't!"
Cain "Yes. You did. I saw you. You've been lying to me and everyone else!"
Abel "Look, I don't know what you THINK you saw but if I'm getting the results then I'm clearly doing it right. Besides, who's God going to believe? I'm ME and you're YOU."
Cain "YOU BASTARD!" *Tackles Abel*
*Cain and Abel roll around on the ground*
*Cain ends up on top*
Cain *grabs rock* "I TRUSTED YOU!" *SMASH!* "I LOVED YOU!" *SMASH SMASH SMASH!*
by Hym Iam June 18, 2022
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