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Abel

Cain "Hey, Abel! You're not going to believe this shit! I just got done talking to God."

Abel "Oh? What about?"

Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"

Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"

Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"

Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."

Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"

Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"

Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!

Cain "...... Abel?......"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2022
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Abel

Cain "What... What are you doing?"

Abel "Uh... Nothing. What are you even doing here?"

Cain "I... Came back to see what kind of sacrifice you left... You just switched our sacrifices!"

Abel "What!? No I didn't!"

Cain "Yes. You did. I saw you. You've been lying to me and everyone else!"

Abel "Look, I don't know what you THINK you saw but if I'm getting the results then I'm clearly doing it right. Besides, who's God going to believe? I'm ME and you're YOU."

Cain "YOU BASTARD!" *Tackles Abel*

*Cain and Abel roll around on the ground*

*Cain ends up on top*

Cain *grabs rock* "I TRUSTED YOU!" *SMASH!* "I LOVED YOU!" *SMASH SMASH SMASH!*
by Hym Iam June 18, 2022
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a person who never has a legitimate excuse for not fratenizing with his/her peers
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Abella

The act of farting whereby you get down on all fours and arch your back and "breathe" in and out through your anal opening. Air is sucked in to the asshole and then expelled in a fart. This goes on in a series of "air in, air out."
Brad was caught in the act of abella which was stinking up the room!
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Abelard

The name of ultra sound gentleman who don't flirt because that is an unholy thing to do instead they arrange sex with one of more persons of the opposite sex. People by the name Abelar d might as well be refers to as fucking legends.
Oh the guy Abelard wish I was him.
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abel caballero

Slang spanish form to say "puto amo"/ badass boy
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