Theo bubba

The best pookie in the world, he is our cutie pops idol, and an ex to many!

"Hey Theo bubba"
"Wassup bbg"
"OMG HES SO PERFECT"

by iloveub October 17, 2023

con-theo

Short for "conspiracy theory"

I don't believe in that con-theo about the moon landing.

by ComputerLover June 1, 2023

Theo

a severely retarded person who can't spell nor has a life due to the fact of he can't get WOMEN FRRIENDS nor normal friends.(has a tiny cock)

Theo you should jump off a cliff

by Hairy Whore Of Nigeria July 25, 2022

Theo (dore)

Usually a crackhead. Theo requires military-grade tranquilizers to function throughout the day. You might see Theo's spawn after watching enough Jojo's Bizzare Adventure. Theo sacrificed dick points at birth to invest them into speech speed. Be wary of Theo as he might bore you with anime lore.

"Have you seen Theo (dore)?"
"Nah, hes prolly playing Overwatch and downing tylenol"

by ZuccoMode March 22, 2022

Theo

Theo is that one guy who you will fall head over heels in love with right before he breaks your heart. A questionable amount of girls like Theo and you will cry about him at some point in your life. Theo likes to believe he’s a sociopath, there is nothing solidly proving this right or wrong. Theo will start a conversation and then become very dry. Theo is always horny. Theo’s convinced he can pull off bangs but he really can’t. Theo likes to make sexual jokes that can be very funny.

Theo: *rapey accent* I fuck lots of Miami bitches
Daisy: you what
Theo: *accent continued* I have very big peen

by Adam ploughed holly November 12, 2019

Theo

Definently the most sexy and smart person you will ever meet in your whole existence. He has a big loyal heart and loves with all of his power. Many thots would die for him and he is very pretty. He loves sex but he doesn't love hoes.

Person 1 : Man that guy Theo is so sexy do I have a chance ?
Person 2 : Naaah sis
Person 1 : Why????
Person 2 : Because you a hoe

by BeE2111 November 20, 2021

Theo

A guy with a huge dick and loves all people with level Big tits and asses. Ngl everyone want to fuck this man. A woman said "I had sex with Theo 9 months ago and she said god dayum only tip of could get in me also now i have a child with a big dick so i can fuck him everyday!!"

"I want to have a anal with Theo"

by Smart guy in internet November 22, 2023