Connor

Connor resides in the North Eastern United States. It is a sizely beast that is known to refine massive amounts of illicit substances and alcohal into solid gold encrusted platinum bars. They typically are known to roam coniferous woodlands and are armed with sharp objects; Often mistaken for a Samsquanch; A nocturnal creature by nature, an encounter will likely result in a mugging followed by violent rape, following this act he will then harvest your tears. During light hours they are docile in nature and can be approached safely and pet; very easily coaxed by soup, candy bars, and children.
Justin: I got raped by a samsquanch last night, behind my house!

Seamus: Was he a hairy 'ol beast ?

Justin: No, he was holding a knife and smelled of vodka.

Seamus: Ah ye was no samsquanch, twas a connor !
by John Seamus'en Whiskey February 09, 2012
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dude you look so connor

yo man, look at those connors over there making out.
by connor <3 March 14, 2009
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Hes the kind of person you would find in jail dropping the soap
by George with the Bush March 05, 2009
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person who is addicted to cod 4 and 5.hee is also very partial to orld of warcraft and has the sqeakiest voice you hav ever heard
"connor get off the xbox"

"no i cant "

"why"

"im addicted"
by anonymous123445123w4e455 June 22, 2009
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A Connor is an errant squash shot that hits the opponent in the junk.
Ricky, I forgive you for hitting me in the lip, but don't you dare Connor me! That hurt!
by Toby Roessingh January 11, 2008
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a person who doesn't think be before he speaks and usually makes himself sound like a big asshole a common belif is that they evolved from hippos. other aliases include but are not limited too mama coon, fetal mouse and keller
why did u buy that egg white sandwhich connor
by wiz ca soumpa February 04, 2011
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A really hairy dude, who always smells terrible, and can't hit a jump shot. Handsome Connor is very rare.
Person: Man he sure was such a Connor
Friend: I know right! I hate him.
by Rename Ramsey December 08, 2016
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