squid puffs

a random thing people will say

human 1: did you see that movie.
human 2: squid puffs!

by uehduiehiuf3heifbiyewbdiyewb October 8, 2018

Squid brain

A dumb surfer boy

"You dropped in on my fucking wave, squid brain"

by HawkRing August 11, 2016

baby squid

Uterine lining that expels during a woman’s period.

Girl. A big ass baby squid just shot out of me. And I have the worst cramps.

by Charlie Delta December 28, 2021

Squid-inked

To be without monetary funds, or lacking in anything.

Because of the overpriced dinner, I was squid-inked for the rest of the week and couldn't pay my bills.

by Sleepensheep April 12, 2009

Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011

Squid nips

When you go snorkeling and a fish thinks your nipple is a piece of squid. The fish proceeds to then bite said nipple.

You thought I scratched you with my fin when we dove in? No dude, that was a fish bitting you! You got them squid nips brah!

by Squidnips May 14, 2016

Squid cum

something squid spills out if someone plays its dick

Squid ate squid cum

by Fuckrick December 8, 2022