My girlfriend is such a smut
by worship.ian December 23, 2022
Get the smutmug. Taking all the Smut involved to create the human complex and putting in the blender. Then mix with some red koolaid and freeze in the ice tray with a tooth pick. Once freezing has commenced take out the smut sickle ice cubes attached to the tooth pick and begin sucking on the sweet sweet smut sickle
Mike had enough of the ladies at the strip club during the bachelor party. So he captured the nights events in a small time capsule put them in a blender and ultimately turned them into a smut sickle!!
by Badger girl 317 June 30, 2025
Get the Smut Sicklemug. boy 1: nawww she a smut she let me and my mans run a train on here
boy2: dayummm, she had a 3 some wit me and my mans, she really is a smut jawn.
boy2: dayummm, she had a 3 some wit me and my mans, she really is a smut jawn.
by perkpoppercs June 29, 2023
Get the smutmug. 
A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)
“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
by Ojamajodoremilover911 June 25, 2024
Get the Crack smutmug. Refers to (typically women) who indulges in or enjoys reading books with overly explicit sexual content a.ka. smut. Made popular by Booktok, these women normally only read books within the romance or erotica genres.
"On BookTok, she proudly calls herself a 'smut slut because she loves those books with all the spice!"
by TheHonourGuard May 28, 2024
Get the Smut Slutmug. n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.
A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"
A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"
A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut
by KyleHall15 January 13, 2011
Get the Closet Smutmug.