Nigel

Person that rizz girls or mums

jake was nigeling aleah. Nigel did me well last night!

by WrapItBeforeYouTapIt August 5, 2023

Nigel

A 6'2 Lexington cornerback/receiver who gets mad at females. He has a hot little brother named Rayaan who looks up to him and aspires to be half as great as he is, yet he never admits it. Has numerous offers from D1 colleges such as Alabama, Duke, North Carolina, Penn State, and Clemson. Rayaan has multiple girlfriends just like nigel and is d1 in basketball just like his big bro in football. Rayaan and Nigel have countless 2mans lined up and prefer big booty latinas. LADIES HIT THEM UP!!!

I wish i was nigel
Nigel is so cool

Nigel is a lock up corner nbs...
Nigel and Rayaans 2man looks crispy asf.

by KlM K May 19, 2023

faggotron nigel

Nigel's addiction to online chatroom african trannies

faggotron nigel suks cok

by mrs tosser September 14, 2025

Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

unemployed nigel

oh I'm just logging logging into a chatroom from my work laptop

unemployed Nigel benefits cheat

by mrs tosser September 1, 2025

tranny nigel

wears his dead mums crotchless knickers

tranny nigel rides the tranny bus

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.

Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here

by Haru-Official February 14, 2024