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Jesse

Jesse he is such an amazing guy he will care for you but you have to gain his trust. He is rough around the edges but is actually a sweet kind soft hearted guy. Most people judge him when they first meet him but once they get to know him and gain his trust you now have a forever friend. He is a cute, loyal, stupid, amazing, great person. If you have a Jesse in your life don't let him go he can be compicated and distant but its only because he has been thru a lot and needs someone who will stay by his side. He the kinda guy to stay up all night and talk to you if somethings wrong. He is very misunderstood but deserves the world and nothing less. If you have a Jesse don't fuck up because once you do theres no going back.

Jesse he's so cute
Cutest smile
Friendly
Funny

Cute
Smart
Great person in general
Jesse- He's really cute
Jesse- Yayyyy its Jesse

Ohhhh hottie alert
by knowsstuff September 25, 2020
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A guy named Jesse will be your friend for all of eternity. He only likes one girl and one girl alone. Jesse's usually date girls with uncommon names. He is tall, slim, has dark blonde hair, blue eyes, and usually has glasses. He is very athletic, artistic, incredibly funny, an amazing friend, and a loyal companion. You can tell Jesse anything and he will keep it secret. Overall if you are lucky enough to have a Jesse in your life don't loose that bond cause once it's broken it is gone.
Girl: Jesse is absolutely amazing period.
by Homeslice72 July 14, 2019
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The most gayest kid you will ever meet. When you hear him speak you will want to cut off all of your ears and put in a blender at max. Though his penis is small, his ejaculation still somehow finds a way into his mouth. He is extremely white so be ready for all of his retarded jokes and answers. P.S he will be blind, can't catch a ball, or ever be straight.
Jesse sucks of multiple people (some underage)while masturbating in his own mouth with the tiniest Penis that you will ever see.
by BlackGhost992 June 20, 2020
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A person who gets your group of friends into trouble and bolts it before the teacher comes to see you.
Teacher: BOYS, OVER HERE
Jack: Where is Max?
Nic: Oh no, he's done a Jesse.
by NasTeBoi August 5, 2017
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Someone who is a complete asshole not only to his children but his “friends” around him. Doesn’t really contribute much to someone’s cookout or tailgate. Claims to be a know it all but doesn’t really know anything. Acts feminine. Probably has a small dick.
Did you see Jesse this weekend? What a complete douchebag.
by forwherevertheyshallgo December 19, 2018
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A dumb blonde who doesn’t know her left from her right. She doesn’t get any jokes that are about her.
Jesse is so dumb
by Qritted12345 December 11, 2019
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A cute guy, not super hot but cute. He has a bad reputation for being kinda weird. However his intentions are pure. He has a rough past but is trying his best to do the best for himself and others. He truly cares about his friends and family. He is always honest and is up for an adventure.
uhh Jesse is kinda weird

Nah you just don't understand him
by booyoudumbwhore June 11, 2019
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